On since: Thu Sep 9 07:02:34 2010
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Login name : Narol Real name : Tyran
Status : Admin Domain : Daoma (reality esper)
Spouse : None
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Web Page : http://www.geocities.com/tyrshelp
E-mail : Not viewable from WWW.
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Projects: Daoma. For those of you who don't know what a Daoma is, there's a
strong, healthy, strapping young help file, 'help daoma'.
Also it's my self-given project to ensure quality control on a more global
scale, as well as be the overall PR person/newbie helper/annoying chatty
woman. *Especially* that third one.
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Plan:
----- Owned just by talking
[gossip] Y'know, something just hit me that's slightly disturbing.
[gossip] Rufus looks EXACTLY like one of our new guys this semester.
[gossip] Your continually poor selection of chancolors?
[gossip] Would you rather I went back to yellow?
[gossip] Or the fact that yaoi sure beats any girl.
[gossip] ...
[gossip] Honatuto points at Narol. "His is worse."
[gossip] USE RESET
[gossip] I concur, and yet APPROVE
[gossip] Please, for the love of god, give me a dest button.
[gossip] ...
----- Sand ra-a-a-ats?
Valk told you: on the plus side, I made zeromus call himself a nigger
You told Valk: screenshot plz
Valk told you: sec
Valk told you: also put TARIK KICKS ASS in the credits, roflz
Valk told you: I don't, but it sounds nice
Valk told you: http://www.darkwoodinc.com/~valker/zeromus.PNG
(Pic: "My name is Zeromus... I am... the nigger!!")
You told Valk: clap
Valk told you: whee racism
Valk told you: also changed the floateyes and raven in the intro to nigger and jew, but whatever.
Valk told you: just randomass names I put in to test crap
Valk told you: I suppose 'a' nigger would've sounded better
You told Valk: yes, yes it would
Valk told you: oh well
Valk told you: I just put 'nigger' on top of 'hatred'
You told Valk: though, it's final fantasy, there are no black people, so he'd be the only one
Valk told you: INDEED
Valk told you: which explains why everyone wants to destroy him
Valk told you: fucking racist FF chars
You told Valk: you know this conversation's getting .plan'd
Valk told you: die.
----- Freudian slip, I'm certain
Valk says: jesus you fuck.
Valk says: ..
Valk says: 'suck'.
You roll on the floor laughing.
Valk says: failed.
----- However, I will
Krugen mutters: Actually, its entertaining
Krugen mutters: hot goth chicks posting pictures
Krugen coughs.
Valk says: ...hmm
Valk looks.
Krugen mutters: http://www.livejournal.com/community/gothic_babes/
Krugen will never admit he said that
----- Stolen from Pat
Valk says: Fucking foreigners
Valk spits on the ground.
Krugen mutters: ... This coming from an arab?
Valk says: I'm american
You say: your heritage is just
You explode violently.
----- I couldn't resist
~/npc> Raine says: I just had this equipment from that EB run.
You say: Electronics Boutique requires elemental resistance now?
----- This was one of the greatest moments in EF, period
Raine oocs: I found out some interesting facts :D
Ooc: Narol arcs an eyebrow.
~> Kuprin oocs: o rly?
~> Tracha oocs: Yeah?
Raine oocs: Muahahhaha. I was surprised too..
Raine oocs: >.>
You ooc: well?
~> Raine oocs: XD
You ooc: what's this "interesting facts"?
~> Cedus oocs: let's just not pay attention to it.
Raine oocs: Nevermind..it'll hurt Narol..really bad.
~> You ooc: what'll hurt me
~> Cedus symmetry: ZOMFGBBQ SHINY!!!!!!!11111111111
Cedus symmetry: nvm XD
Kuprin oocs: o.O if you're talking about the fact that Narol likes funny numbers...we know.
You symmetry: 10 gil says she accuses me being a man
~> You symmetry: of being*
~> Cedus symmetry: rooflez.
Kuprin oocs: I think he spams it every time something does 666. XD
Raine oocs: >.>
Ooc: Narol reaches into his front pocket, and pulls out a small tablet, which he pops into his mouth.
~> You ooc: that's why
Raine oocs: >.>
Raine oocs: Man..it's so INTERESTING that NO ONE WILL BELIEVE MEh.
You ooc: well, let's see
~> You ooc: try us
Ooc: Cedus pokes Raine with a sharp stick.
Raine oocs: >.>
Raine oocs: omfg now it's about me
Raine oocs: Ahem..
Kuprin oocs: well, you did sorta go catatonic.
Raine oocs: Eiki I'm sorry.
Raine oocs: Kuprin I'm sorry too
~> Raine oocs: EVERYONE
Raine oocs: -drums-
Kuprin oocs: wait, Eiki? What's Eiki got to do with...
You ooc: let her finish, this oughta be good
~> Kuprin oocs: I know. This is totally random now.
Eikigou oocs: I don't know why, but Mazinger Z comes to mind
You symmetry: gil still stands on the "narol is a man" thing
~> Raine oocs: I AM A MAN!!!. BI infact!...mauhahahha
Cedus oocs: we already knew, yo.
Ooc: Raine screams.
Kuprin oocs: saw that coming.
You ooc: raine, that's hardly a secret
~> Raine oocs: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Raine oocs: Damn..I suck at that.
Raine oocs: Like I said
Raine oocs: Sorry Kuprin and Eiki
You ooc: and tarik
~> You ooc: although he enjoyed it so whatever
~> Raine oocs: Tarik.
Eikigou oocs: But secrets are awesome to learn!
Raine oocs: ?
Cedus symmetry: wait, sie cybered them?
Cedus symmetry: rooflez.
You symmetry: yeah
~> Raine oocs: Tarik?!
You ooc: valk?
~> Raine oocs: Who the heck is that?
Raine oocs: Oh yeah.
Kuprin oocs: Valk. He who you had sex with.
Raine oocs: Legan too
Cedus symmetry: ROFL
~> You say: damn it
~> You give Cedus 10 gil coins.
~> Cedus snickers.
Eikigou says: Lost a bet? ;P
Raine blinks
You say: "10 gil says she accuses me of being a man"
~> Kuprin oocs: Okay, so the real secret is that Raine's a $lut :p
You ooc: dude, we knew that too
~> Raine oocs: :P
Raine oocs: Proud to be.
Dave says: I clearly lost the whole plot of this conversation a long time ago.
Cedus says: "I put on my robe and wizard hat."
You roll on the floor laughing.
You jump up and give Cedus highfive.
~> Raine says: Huh?
Raine says: I know you're a guy Narol.
You cough.
~> You say: cedus, I'll be needing that 10 gil back
~> Cedus mutters.
Cedus gives you 10 gil coins.
(After Raine finally logs off...)
Cedus sexchats: And, amazingly, throughout that whole episode, this channel goes unused.
Sexchat: Narol boggles at the concept.
----- I'll take any compliment I can get, but having to be a guy to be cute? Damn
~> Raine says: All I'm going to say is...Narol I know you're a guy and Bi infact...pretty damn cute too.
----- This is too lame to be funny
~/npc> Nukeme emits a bloodcurdling death cry and is vaporized.
----- Hell hath no fury, and all
~/npc> Cloning: /u/n/narol/npc/juliet.c to /d/Nexus/nexus.
Juliet winks at Eikigou.
~/npc> Eikigou screams.
Eikigou uppercuts Juliet off her feet.
Juliet sulks in the corner.
~/npc> Juliet says: YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!
Eikigou says: OW-NEH-D!
Juliet pulls out her crowbar.
Eikigou begs for mercy, but Juliet breaks his legs anyway.
~/npc> Eikigou says: Ow ;_;
----- Only funny if you know Archi
> You say: archi strikes again, I see?
> Uludar says: really? yup, she gave me 100k
----- This thing apparently has a zen-like shape, thus the most ancient EF question of "What exactly is a zen-like shape?" has been answered
http://www.computeramerica.com/content/columns/craig/2001/2001-10-08.htm
----- I know I'm "the new esper", but this is ridiculous
~> Cedus says: wait, you're an esper to
Cedus says: too
You roll on the floor laughing.
~> You say: PLANNED
~> Cedus faints dead away.
----- I know I'm "the new esper", but this is even more ridiculous
Cedus says: man, remember when I 8192'd rokhur for ages so people wouldn't know what eq I was using
Cedus says: and then the runtime logs broke
Cedus says: and it stopped logging stuff
You snicker.
~> You say: 'equipment rokhur'
~> You say: if you're a wiz
~> Cedus says: meh
Cedus says: and, holy shit we can do that
You say: ... yes
~> Cedus says: learn something every day, huh
You say: I extrapolated that since we can score other people, we can do anything like that to other people
~> You say: ... you really didn't know about that?
~> Cedus says: I knew score
Cedus says: not equipment
You boggle at the concept.
~> You say: I figured that out on, like, my second day
----- I walked RIGHT into this one
~> Saito says: anyway i made you a woman so now we can have babies together
Saito giggles.
You say: dude, pat routinely does that
~> Saito says: breeds with you?
----- It's official, Archi is the anti-me
Uludar says: what if I shell and safe her...every little bit helps
You go: ..........
> You say: you help talia and I kill you
Uludar says: noo, Archi I mean
> You go: ..........
> Uludar clenches his fists, tenses up, and screams, "You spoony bard!"
You say: archi's a guy
Uludar says: ok him then~
----- Sometimes you just fail
Valk says: Alex != quality.
You say: but, 50k words in one month kind of halts quality
~/cmds> Valk says: I think that's the ide.
Valk says: +a
Valk says: of march.
You say: considering that I'm actually quite a decent writer, that's a false sttatement
----- This was awesome, killing a mud daemon
You raise your weapon in the air and strike out!
You attack UNO_D with QuadraSlice for 756 damage.
You attack UNO_D with QuadraSlice for 641 damage.
You receive 0 gold.
You attack UNO_D with QuadraSlice for 541 damage.
UNO_D is DEAD!
You flicker out of existence for a second as UNO_D dies.
You receive 0 experience points.
You receive 0 AP.
The corpse of UNO_D fades away.
----- One more time!
You raise your weapon in the air and strike out!
You attack UNO_D with QuadraSlice for 945 damage.
You receive 0 gold.
You attack UNO_D with QuadraSlice for 691 damage.
UNO_D is DEAD!
You flicker out of existence for a second as UNO_D dies.
You receive 0 experience points.
You receive 0 AP.
The corpse of UNO_D fades away.
----- Nobody ever accuses Tarik of being nice, after all
Valk tells you: I should probably feel bad [about actively telling newbies off from playing EF], but I think it's my civic duty to stop people from getting caught up in this crappy game.
----- I'd play it
Dias tells you: man, I have the weirdest thought processes
Dias tells you: background, I always pronounce "pwn" to rhyme with "own"
Dias tells you: which somehow led me to think "my little pwny", a bunch of
pink horses playing counterstrike
----- Guy's got a point
You tell Dias: Dunno what I see in [Aron], but apparenty I see it. :P
Dias tells you: it's never too late to see an optician
----- Coincidence? I think not
Dias symmetry: You know, fuck my neighbours.
You symmetry: arc
~> Dias symmetry: They must have gotten internet or something, and whenever they're on, my bandwidth dwindles to zero.
[ Dias has gone net-dead ]
----- One of my proudest moments
Takuhi oocs: Okay Narol, bestow upon Rhianna Meteo
Takuhi oocs: measure her up for a coffin first
Takuhi oocs: then again, and urn will suffice after Narol is done with her
Takuhi oocs: There, you got Meteo
Takuhi oocs: happy?
----- It's a battle log, but it's a GOOD battle log
OBJ(/d/Coneria/rooms/roads/heartland_02)-> set( "cpk", 1 ) = 1
> You begin casting a meteo spell.
~> Rhianna peers quizzically.
Rhianna oocs: Ill endure
You finish chanting.
You raise your arms into the air and a large black portal opens.
Huge rocks fly through the opening and begin ramming into Rhianna. [Damage: 5180]
Rhianna looks very badly beaten.
You receive half JP because you have experience debt.
You have received 6 JP.
The portal disappears, along with the rocks, leaving everything normal.
Your chakra swirls about you into an intangible weapon about your arms, and you feel a nirvanic bliss swell throughout your consciousness.
You wield a swirling manifestation of chakra.
~> You enlighten Rhianna with your chakra and hit for moderate damage. [Damage: 3021]
Narol [HP:6666/6666+ SP:622/666+ STATUS:PMFC]
Rhianna has been killed.
Rhianna stops wielding the Deathbringer.
You have received 104000 experience points, reducing your experience debt to 394360516.
Your hands are now covered with blood.
The killing of Rhianna has been credited to you for all to see.
The combat is over.
You ooc: There.
~> Raine oocs: ....
----- One last word of owning her before I stop
You mumble: Seeing as my chakra enlightened you and killed you, I'd say you can't handle enlightenment.
You mumble: And therefore not Meteo.
----- He says this to the resident yaoi fangirl?
~> Takuhi oocs: me and tim are "partners"! We sure have a "Gay" old time creating "magic" in the adminship ya know! =D =D =D
----- One word: Boom
Gwynne attacks Garuda.
Garuda grasps Gwynne with her talons, barely scratching her. [Damage: 158]
Gwynne focuses intensely, a glowing summoning circle appearing on the ground
at her feet, gradually filling itself out...
Garuda begins casting a spell.
Garuda finishes chanting.
The ground begins to tremble and a raging hurricane appears from nowhere.
Gwynne is tossed high into the air and bombarded by gale force winds and flying debris! [Damage: 3545]
The hurricane vanishes as quickly as it started.
Gwynne has been killed.
You ooc: ONE-SHOTTED.
Gwynne tells you: That was SOOOO much more powerful than last time !_!_!_!_!
Gwynne tells you: Like...1000 more..
You tell Gwynne: Randomness. I didn't buff her.
~> thought Bird women are not for smiting, and will painfully remind any challengers of this fact.
----- This is the most awesome irony ever
Cedus says: I shoudl really fucking tidy up all the magius die functions.
You mumble: "shoudl"
Klav hisses.
You mumble: You'll start to type like ihm, apparently.
You go: ..........
You scream.
Klav screams.
----- Not one word about IE. I've heard it already
~> Cedus says: ... You use Mac?
You mumble: No.
~> You mumble: There's a Windows version.
~> Cedus nods.
You mumble: ... How would I be using IE on a Mac?
~> Cedus says: skillz.
----- Even a domain master file agrees with me!
"ephraim" : "turkey",
----- I was bewildered until I remembered Teia is Odin, bitch
You mumble: Hell yeah.
You mumble: I figured out how to rape shit as Teia.
Cedus says: Again?
----- He walked right into it
Tumbelius oocs: and wtf im doing in grave yard?
You ooc: I'd say Odin killed you.
You ooc: Odin, Teia, whoever.
Tumbelius oocs: heh oh that was it xD
Tumbelius oocs: why in the world would teia kill me?
You ooc: Because I'm Odin, bitch.
----- Tim's got it right, but Dave's comment was too good to pass up including
Takuhi espers: maybe I should tell her im gay
You esper: Told you.
Takuhi espers: lol
You esper: And if she doubts you, ask me and I'll provide enough yaoi to prove it!
Esper: Asteri says: well, I don't like them much myself....
Eikigou says: YAOI SURE BEATS ANY GIRL!
Takuhi espers: ... nah, could backfire and make her try to 'turn me' :P
Takuhi espers: and im not going to send yaoi to a good little mormon girl, sheesh!
You esper: Pff.
You esper: Yaoi is fun for the whole family!
Takuhi espers: ...
Tim espers: why not?
Takuhi espers: I'm calling DCFS on your family now Narol :P
You esper: See, even Timmy agrees with me.
Esper: Narol hugs Tim.
Takuhi espers: Narol, are you a pornstar? :P
You esper: Why do you ask?
Tim espers: if you're gonna send it to anybody, send it to a molly mormon girl... somebody like Narol already has all the yaoi and wouldn't appreciate it as much since she probably already saw it
Takuhi espers: Wondering if I get free dibs on your latest movie? :)
Takuhi espers: j/k
Takuhi espers: lol tim
Takuhi espers: good point
Tim espers: so she's like the FIRST CHOICE of people to send yaoi to
Esper: Narol does indeed have a large amount of yaoi, and while the odds are slim, attempts at giving her new pics/vids/dojins/whatevers are not discouraged.
Dave espers: you could tell her you were already married... but being mormon, that probably doesn't make too much of a difference.
----- Hint: Games don't usually suck as much as their players
Twink oocs: really need a good high up exp area dont we?
You ooc: There are two for 100+ that I can think of easily.
Twink oocs: where
You ooc: Eastern Kingdom, Ebot's Rock.
Twink oocs: eastern kingdom is broken, leapers and oncracian guards and bandits?
You ooc: It might not be complete but it exists.
Twink oocs: i see why no one plays after 100 barely then
[ Twink has left The Eternal Fantasy ]
You ooc: ... Idiot.
----- I was idling and oblivious until the last second... and then I uttered a wtf like you wouldn't believe
[ Cedus has entered The Eternal Fantasy ]
Cedus enters the game.
Cedus says: Hey, it's people.
You mumble: Smash Brothers Melee cheats.
~cedus> Cedus says: Way to unidle.
Cedus says: Now, where was I.
Cedus says: Oh yeah.
Cedus says: Cleaning out my dir of all the two-year old code I uploaded.
You mumble: Also, needs more weekendquest and Necro.
~cedus> Cedus says: okay.
Cedus says: My dir cleaned out? Check.
Cedus says: Removing me from random d_masters I have no business being in?
Check.
Cedus says: I'll never know why I was in airships.
Cedus creates a plain d6 with a 'POP!'
Cedus looks at a plain d6.
Cedus says: okay.
Cedus hmms.
Cedus blows up a a tricorder with a 'POP!'
Cedus says: even number, I retire; odd number, I pick up a random area.
Cedus rolls his eyes.
Cedus looks at a plain d6.
Cedus says: when I work out die syntax.
Cedus rolls a plain d6, and it lands upon 1.
Cedus says: This mud got lucky.
You arc an eyebrow.
~cedus> Cedus says: Dice says I pick up an area.
You snicker.
~cedus> Cedus says: I feel like best out of three.
Cedus rolls a plain d6, and it lands upon 2.
Cedus says: Next one decides.
Cedus rolls a plain d6, and it lands upon 5.
Cedus says: Oh well.
Cedus says: Looks like I don't nuke myself today.
You arc an eyebrow.
~cedus> You mumble: Nuke yourself eh.
~cedus> Cedus says: Dice says I pick up an area.
Cedus says: What area, I wonder.
Cedus says: Meh, who am I kidding, I'm no good at building.
You mumble: Pick a class to pimp, then?
Cedus says: Nah.
Cedus says: Fuck background lib work.
Cedus says: It's tiresome.
Cedus toys with an idea.
Cedus says: Well, later.
A lightning bolt from the heavens strikes poor Cedus in
the chest. he writhes in pain and is torn to pieces by some
unseen power!
Cedus emits a bloodcurdling death cry and is vaporized.
----- Random descruction plus proper use of the Judith emote
Cedus's Workroom
A functional room. Light comes from apparently nowhere, illuminating
everything and leaving you shadowless. Some pot plants are in the corner,
opposite a mahogany desk with a computer on it.
Exits: overworld, esperland, void, nexus, and kosclan.
Klav the human adventurer (idle)
You are bored.
You mumble: 17 or 20 and I dest here.
You roll your shard of Narol's soul formed into a d20, and it lands upon 13.
You roll your shard of Narol's soul formed into a d20, and it lands upon 4.
Result = 17
Klav snickers.
You mumble: 13+4=17
Klav says: RIP good buddy.
You mumble: CEDUS, TIME TO TRASH YOUR ROOM.
You randomly rip things to shreds, and rip those shreds to shreds,
and burn those shreds, and stomp on those ashes, and vaporize
those ashes, and de-molecularize the molecules left, hug
those last few atoms... before breaking them down into quarks
and ERADICATING THEM FROM EXISTANCE!
OBJ(/u/c/cedus/workroom)-> remove() = 1
Klav salutes.
You mumble: Never was there a better application of that emote.
----- The reputation Teia has, indeed
~> Cedus says: well, tyran's less established as a rapist [than Teia] by now.
----- Law of averages
Cendril says: Who coded the knight and this area btw?
You mumble: Chainmail maybe. Malthor gear definitely.
You mumble: Um.
You mumble: This area was made two root admins ago, by Casian.
You mumble: The knight... was made by Valker.
Cendril says: ...well...at least he did something right...
----- The stuff of legends
You ooc: Best to keep out of the two of us arguing. It's ugly most of the time.
Noleen oocs: This isn't the first time, huh?
Ooc: Klav almost spit out his water at that.
You ooc: ... No, not really.
----- So I use the same line twice. Sue me.
You tell Raine: Both hands at the keyboard, dear.
~> Raine tells you: Hmm
You tell Raine: If you're to be thinking of me as a man, we can't have you wanking to the thought of me.
Raine tells you: I see you
You tell Raine: Both hands at the keyboard, dear.
----- I. Have. No. Fucking. Clue.
[ Dace has entered The Eternal Fantasy ]
Dace enters the game.
Dace oocs: well well
Riana whispers: Hmm...Raine said she couldn't get one as this character
Riana whispers: BRB
Cedus says: She didn't get on earlier
Dace oocs: Is Narol around?
Eikigou ponders the situation.
Riana whispers: She said she tried X_X
Cedus says: Eek.
Cedus tells you: finger dace, nice.
Riana twitchs briefly.
Dace oocs: Hm, no Narol?
You mumble: I'd change your password to something like a78AsnaAs or something.
Dace beams brightly.
Dace says: It's a Narol.
Dace says: I represent
You mumble: ... Uh?
Dace says: The psychological department of the University of British Columbia.
OBJ(dace /std/user#23580)-> query( "ip" ) = "to2-43.srmd01.resnet.ubc.ca"
Dace says: We're running a study on transexuals who like anal sex, and your name popped up repeatedly in conversations with various people.
Dace coughs.
Dace says: Ahem, this is
Dace says: Receiving*
Dace says: not giving.
Dace nods.
You mumble: ... Right.
Cedus tells you: ... I have no idea.
Dace says: We pay all the fudge you can pack...er... eat.
Dace beams brightly.
You tell Cedus: ... I saw "resnet.ubc.ca" and wondered if it was one hell of a coincidence with someone I knew.
You mumble: The hell is this?
You mumble: Name, rank, favourite brand of cereal.
Dace says: Speak up, sir/ma'am. I can't hear you when you mumble.
Dace beams brightly.
You mumble: ... Right.
Dace cups a hand to his ear.
Dace says: Eh?!
You tell Cedus: Too lazy to delete special_say, so rechoing.
Dace says: In any case.
Eikigou says: Eh, just knock it off
You echo: Narol says: What the hell is this?
Riana rolls on the floor laughing.
Dace says: What, exactly, if I may ask... made you take part in gay sticky bumsex?
Dace says: That's fundamental to our research.
Klav steps out of a portal that soon disappears.
Eikigou says: Hey, I'm the freak around here, you should be asking me the questions!
Klav says: Sup bitches.
You mumble: Well, I'd have to say it's the perks.
Dace says: The perks?
You mumble: You know how they say "Enjoy your AIDS"? I do!
Dace says: Does that include cumbubbles?
Dace nods.
Dace says: I see, I se.
You tell Cedus: I have no fucking clue.
Dace says: So this isn't just gay sticky male-to-it bumsex, it's UNPROTECTED gay sticky male-to-it bumsex.
Dace makes some notes.
Dace says: Very well, next question.
Dace says: I hear you recently started a job in Receiving
Dace says: at Acme Fudge Packers.
Dace says: How is that working out for you?
You bark and start humping Dace's leg!
You mumble: About that well.
Eikigou barks and starts humping Dace' leg!
You emote: Narol gets others in on it regularly.
You pet Eikigou.
You pounce on Eikigou and perform fellatio on him mercilessly!
Dace says: I see, I see.
Riana whispers: ._.
Dace says: Next question.
Dace says: Which term would you describe yourself with?
You tell Cedus: Do you have... any clue as to what's going on?
Dace says: a) Cumburper
Dace says: b) Pillowbiter
You tell Cedus: I'm mostly confused about the IP.
Cedus tells you: It's from the university of british columbia.
Cedus tells you: So, lord knows.
Dace says: c) Sodomee
You tell Cedus: I know, but I have no fucking clue.
Cedus tells you: Nobody's used that IP before.
Cedus tells you: I've grepped around.
Eikigou says: a and b. c doesn't have enough bite to it.
Dace nods.
Eikigou says: Or burp.
Dace says: I see.
You tell Cedus: I don't think it's anybody I know.
Cedus tells you: I can only guess it's someone from your school who knows about EF.
Dace says: Very well, thanks for your time.
You mumble: ... Who in the nine circles of hell are you?
Dace says: In concluding, I'd like to leave you a friendly reminder that overstimulation of any part of the body can cause skin cancer
Dace says: And thus you should restrict your funnel-shaped anus to only being abused 2-3 times a day.
Dace tips his cap
Dace says: Cheerio!
Dace says: You fudge will be sent in the male.
Klav is eating cheerios.
Dace says: A big black male.
Dace left the game.
[ Dace has left The Eternal Fantasy ]
Cedus says: ... That was surreal.
You mumble: ... I have no goddamn clue.
Eikigou says: Raine is turning into some kind of dadaist
You mumble: His IP was from UBC.
Cedus says: That wasn't Raine.
Eikigou says: Woah
You mumble: University of British Columbia.
Eikigou ponders the situation.
You mumble: Never before been logged in by.
Eikigou says: I have no clue, then!
----- Plan files are great for things like this
Cendril tells you: Why do I have a feeling, since Im sticking around and talk to you alot. I might be in those more often? (Is actually shocked and surprised Im in one of those conversations actually). BTW I got Cockatrice ^_^.
You tell Cendril: Grats, and uh, what do you mean?
Cendril tells you: All your conversations you got when I did finger command.
You tell Cendril: My .plan file is for things that are either funny, or someone (including myself) making an idiot of themselves.
You tell Cendril: So the former's a good reason to be in there, latter's a bad one.
Cendril tells you: Yes, I figured =P
----- Archi's more a fan of missionary, I assume
Archi symmetry: I'm just sick of seeing you on top
----- I love how someone of indeterminate gender is gender confused about someone else
Archi symmetry: who's cendril, lol
You symmetry: Someone who came in when you weren't looking.
Cedus symmetry: he's a cool guy.
Archi symmetry: he?
Archi symmetry: shit.
----- For the love of eight gods, UOSS is easier to get a rise from than Byre was
A Pink Puff has been sighted in On a bridge.!
Balbanes killed the pink puff!
[gossip] Narol isn't on a bridge dammit, so how'd you kill me? ;_;
[gossip] I didn't kill you
[gossip] Narol points at her title.
[gossip] You are the worst furry ever
[gossip] Narol makes a lame joke about being a pink puff every time one spawns, sue her.
[gossip] Even worse than Yar
[gossip] Who was a HOUSEFLY
[gossip] You . o O ( At least the one UOSS quote in my .plan is getting a partner now. )
[gossip] Balbanes makes funny hip-thrusting motions.
[gossip] Narol goes and, uh, does whatever disguised pink puffs do when they aren't being hunted.
[gossip] Azeral holds up a sign reading, "TMI."
[gossip] You say, "I did my time @TMI-2."
[gossip] You . o O ( Which, if you know me, fits perfectly. )
[gossip] god damn furries
[gossip] Narol notes pink puffs are flans, and have no fur.
----- Why do people say things like this around EF's yaoi fangirl?
(Tak's title at the time: Takuhi is getting married January 5th, phear! :P)
Chenzi oocs: MARRIED? To what? :O
Chenzi oocs: Tell that bitch Tak's my man. ;_;
You ooc: ... That is so goddamn planned.
----- "Dot-dot-dot" is about the best description.
Cendril says: What are Coli items?
You mumble: Coliseum items.
Cendril says: You can get items from the Coliseum!?
You mumble: ... Yes.
----- I make the most simple oversights
Klav isn't drinking unless you are too.
You mumble: There's a joke about Canadian beer to be made, but it's too late to think of it.
Klav says: It's alcoholic?
You mumble: There's that.
----- Ten gil says someone gets mad at me over this one
Ooc: Dave doesn't like wis.
Ooc: Klav doesn't like will.
Dave tells you: so his drinking habits demonstrate ;P
You tell Dave: INDEED!
----- He makes "take it to sexchat" a required line
Makai oocs: how do I wear the balls of light?
----- Takuhi has never been so good
Note 6 Valker (Thu May 10, 2001) Zero EF II: Takuhi's Worst Nightmare!
In AD 2001
Death was beginning.
Justin: What happen ?
Argoth: Somebody set up us the instakill.
Valker: We get signal.
Justin: What !
Valker: Main screen turn on.
Justin: It's you !!
Takuhi: How are you gentlemen!
Takuhi: All your soul are belong to us.
Takuhi: You are on the way to death.
Justin: What you say !!
Takuhi: You have no chance to cure make your time.
Takuhi: Ha ha ha ha . . . .
Justin: Take off, every 'Dark Knight' !!
Justin: You know what you doing.
Justin: Move, 'Valker'.
Justin: For great destruction.
----- My next vacation shall be in Russia, then!
Tim tells you: In Soviet Russia, penii live in you.
----- Le sigh ;_;
Andrew says: Alex is such a Tyran name >_<
----- The sad thing is, it's possible
Andrew says: whew.
Andrew says: I'm hungry now, after reading through all that.
You emote: Narol's plan makes people hungry... good statistical data.
You mumble: Expect food commercials with Narol's .plan in them for the next few months on TV.
----- Hell yeah.
Talia prepares to perform a sword tech.
Lavithan rips Talia with its claws, tickling her. (Critical hit!) [Damage: 499]
Talia shouts, "The doom of a planet... Crush Punch!"
Talia stabs her sword into the ground.
A spire of reddish-orange energy rises from the ground beneath Lavithan, impaling it! [Damage: 1987]
The stab wound leaves Lavithan bloodless! Lavithan collapses to the ground...
Lavithan removes a shield carved from one of Lavithan's scales.
Lavithan removes dragonscale belt of Lavithan.
Lavithan stumbles backwards and collapses... dead.
----- Shinzantetsuken!
Percival oocs: If you're Odin and I kill you, do I get the Odin summon? XD JK.
You ooc: Depending on the circumstance, that could be arranged.
You ooc: But killing me would force me to transform into Raiden.
You ooc: And the mud would not want that.
----- It's both a mud commentary and the only use it'll ever get! Heh.
~> You admin: Oh, and 1GET I suppose.
~> Luger admins: since the last time the backlog was reset was the last crash,
you can see how often we talk to eachother here
You admin: Going from what Tim mentions to Cedus, it's largely a sort of "if
you need Tim to see it, admin it since he checks backlog here" or
something.
~> Luger admins: we used to bitch about wizzes here, too, but now everyone's on
here more or less
You admin: There's like... Enker, Triptych, and... yeah, I could bitch about
Andrew here. ;p
----- Tarik's reaction to my first being wizzed was funnier.
You admin: Davey Jones missed the coronation.
~> Dave admins: oh god no.
----- Another Freudian slip, I'm certain?
Cedus says: i ended up playing the nice gay at every chance
Cedus says: ... guy.
----- Tarik's broadening his horizons it seems.
Valk oocs: And speaking of which, I could go for a fag, so afkz.
----- I found this in an old log.
Narol oocs: First person to make any "Narol is racist" jokes gets smacked with a short Asian man.
----- Wait, what?
Tioki has been killed.
Your hands are now covered with blood.
The killing of Tioki has been credited to you for all to see.
Your hands are clean yet again. You are a killing machine!
----- Damn. I thought it only worked this way for mobs!
Eikigou screams and hack at you with his greatsword, barely scratching you. [Damage: 698]
Teia [HP:1997/9562 SP:599/599 STATUS:FCb]
A roaring fireball blasts from Eikigou's knightsword towards you! [Damage: 1672]
Teia [HP:325/9562 SP:599/599 STATUS:FCb]
You spin around and whack Eikigou with your lance. [Damage: 4284]
Eikigou has been killed.
Your hands are now covered with blood.
The killing of Eikigou has been credited to you for all to see.
----- Not too many people see this, I imagine.
Your hands start to look clean again. Hmm, this was your 100th murder...
Congratulations!
----- Timmy knows MMORPGs all too well. Alternatively: "Tim is as racist as Tarik says I am."
Tim says: if a Chink did long in then they'd leave in about 30 seconds after
not seeing any gold to farm
You mumble: INDEED!
----- Warning: X-Rated, but it's like a 13-year old or something.
Valk oocs: Yes, until you shake your asses and they take proper
form.
Valk oocs: SSJ penis, if you will.
----- You can't make this kind of stuff up.
You tell Panus: Tell Takuhi to add that next time you see him.
Panus tells you: Now that would solve the problem!!!!!!!!!
Panus tells you: Now that would solve the problem!!!!!!!!!
Panus tells you: Now that would solve the problem!!!!!!!!!
Panus tells you: Now that would solve the problem!!!!!!!!!
----- You people know the question by now.
You mumble: He's coming on to you, Luger.
Luger is used to it.
Luger struts.
You mumble: You're used to men coming on to you?
----- Cool, we got visited by a celebrity.
[ Oprah has entered The Eternal Fantasy from 68-116-126-132.dhcp.crsn.ca.charter.com ]
Oprah tells you: hello
[ Oprah has gone net-dead ]
[ Oprah has re-entered The Eternal Fantasy from 68-116-126-132.dhcp.crsn.ca.charter.com ]
Oprah tells you: Have you watched my show?
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Oprah tells you: fskdj;lkfjaowijrelkvdz;kjtoisje;lkgjosidut09u3wqoi
Oprah tells you: hi
Oprah tells you: hi [A
Oprah tells you: hi
Oprah oocs: hi everyone
Rokhur oocs: sup
Oprah oocs: are you gay?
Rokhur oocs: nope
Oprah oocs: you remind me of Big Gay Al
Rokhur oocs: cool
Oprah oocs: That is why I asked the question
Oprah tells you: Do you watch Queer as Folk?
Oprah tells you: Have you been to a Gay Pride Parade?
Oprah oocs: Where is a good place to level up as an adventurer?
Oprah has committed suicide. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
----- It ruins the fun of it to know that he was actively trying to get himself nuked.
~> Are you sure you want to nuke poor Valk? [y/n]
Nuke: Character deleted.
----- I think I'm on to something here.
Risan tells you: well normal people call them escalators
You tell Risan: So what do Brits call them?
----- Understanding why he's an idiot is a good way to get respect out of Narol
Talerous tells you: why'd you increase the diffaculty of leafer valley?
You tell Talerous: Because the mobs are level 35. Level 35 mobs being able to be easily beaten at level 10 is bad.
Talerous tells you: heh. it was probably the best levelling area in the game at lower levels. now getting to the point where you can take things in albrook is a pain in the ass
Talerous tells you: shrug. this game suck
[ Talerous has left The Eternal Fantasy from 216.166.159.204 ]
----- Luger's not good at guessing what I messed up on.
You . o O ( www.geocities.com/tyrsart/teia_sketch.jpg ).
You . o O ( Messed up on a few things but getting better at it. ).
Luger says: needs bigger boobs
----- Wait, what?
Luger waves his hand and a fire spell is consumed in flames.
----- This only *seems* counter-intuitive
Panus tells you: Why don't Teia kill all of the mobs in Mysidia?
You tell Panus: Because Teia isn't a serial killer.
----- Circular logic... on SUGAR!
Raizen oocs: woot killed wandering mage
You ooc: You bastard.
You ooc: Now he can't wander anymore.
Raizen oocs: what?
You ooc: Because he's dead.
Raizen oocs: lol
You ooc: Because you killed him.
You ooc: Which made him dead.
You ooc: So he can't wander anymore.
You ooc: You bastard.
----- You cannot make this up. At all.
Leho tells you: You aren't a wizard. You are an esper!
Leho tells you: Also you are a elf master. Not a wizard!
----- Sometimes I even own myself
You mumble: Hell, get walked in on once, fair enough. Get walked in on
twice, invest in a fucking lock.
You mumble: ..
You mumble: CHRIST.
You mumble: I did *not* intend that pun. :(
--- Again: WHY SAY THIS TO ME?!
Krugen says: Oh and
Krugen says: no matter what
Krugen says: Flavored condoms suck
Krugen will be the !PC one and throw the conversation back out into the open
Krugen says: The really good ones just taste like fruit rollups
You emote: Narol wouldn't know.
You mumble: Though uh, what, you've been sucking flavoured-condom dick?
You arc an eyebrow quizically at Krugen.
Krugen says: gooootttaaaa jet
----- I have no excuse for this one.
You esper: Cedus' overall wording was the one that got posted, I
just cleaned it up a bit since he had one big run-on sentence.
You esper: ... OH THE IRONY.
----- I think FFT meeting Jusenkyo is a prospect we need not imagine.
Sergius looks at you.
~> Sergius chuckles.
You mumble: "She is the Son..."
~> Sergius nods.
Sergius says: ramza 1/2 ?
----- My logic is inferior in this situation I'm afraid :(
You ooc: Leho: That's a typo, not a bug.
Leho oocs: Typo is a type of bug.
You ooc: Which is why the bug command should be used instead of the
typo command to report typos?
----- Risan occasionally gets the right idea.
Risan says: i sort of imagine tak as sleazy/cheesy
----- Horrible, deceitful LIES!
[---] Ariana votes for original EF FLOATING FUNLAND!!! 2h
[FF6] Enker is the lion-eating poet in the stone den.
[FF4] There is only one Morath 1m
[FF4] There is only one Morath
[SMN] Luger rumbles: Narol is my goddess
[FF1] Don't tase Natdog, bro! 1m
[KLO] Risan votes for EF floating funland!
----- Enker agrees, it's obvious Teia is badass.
~> Risan rambles: lol goemon is all kinds of badass
You mumble: You know who else is all kinds of badass?
~> You mumble: Teia Rabishu.
~> You nod sagely.
~> Enker says: Thank you, Captain Obvious =P
----- Risan sure can read.
You mumble: Putting mechanics above plot is just as bad as the reverse.
~> Risan bounces: so we'll just let plot tke over
Risan bounces: *take
----- Luger channels strange people.
Luger rumbles: are we could to have a single body eq slot, or divide it into
torso/legs?
You mumble: Panus, is that you?
----- Narol the human freedom fighter
[ Leho has entered The Eternal Fantasy from 71.92.159.248 ]
Leho tells you: Where is the Easter Bunny/
You tell Leho: I ate him. He was good.
Leho tells you: No easter eggs. =(
You tell Leho: That's a good thing. Haven't you seen this year's Cadbury commercials? Bunnies are terrorists.
You tell Leho: I did America a favour by eating such a prolific bomber.
Leho tells you: Now you took away Bush's Fear Card Terrorism by eating the Easater Bunny.
[ Leho has left The Eternal Fantasy from 71.92.159.248 ]
----- Too true.
Risan says: narol has the ability to mentally scar someone within seconds
----- Luger definitely had an interesting high school life.
Luger admins: some of us had awkward highschool experiences, and some of us
made sure we did
----- Do I have to call child services?
Alfghar says: heh
Alfghar says: snuggling daughter
Alfghar says: will screw around in a few
----- Luger knows how to handle me; Ellas not as much
if you keep playing with your tail, you'll go blind
:(
if you keep playing with your tail, we'll go blind
:)
----- This describes Canadian politics perfectly.
You mumble: Question: What DO they do in case of a tie?
Luger rumbles: we go to Tory
----- And what's so wrong with that? D:
Luger says: narol's special friend is about six inches long, pink and $19.99 at
the store with blacked out windows and a neon sign
----- It's funny 'cause Risan accidentally hurts himself sometimes, and even funnier 'cause I just explained the joke
You say: Now I want a lightsaber.
You emote: Narol :(
Luger says: you'd just hurt yourself
Luger says: and if you had one then Risan would want one and then we'd need to
get a new Risan
----- Question. You all know by now.
Risan d: i've been eating shot loads
----- And he still hasn't.
[ Kros has entered The Eternal Fantasy from dpc6744129023.direcpc.com ]
Kros oocs: Never played an LP Mud before
[ Kros has gone net-dead ]
----- Giving people good advice and trying to get them hurt are not mutually exclusive.
You mumble: Hit your head.
You mumble: That'll do it.
Risan says: be right back.
----- Battles of words against Narol: not recommended
You say: So I could ask what's up but the answer would be "not Risan".
~> Risan says: my middle finger bitch
Risan sticks its tongue out.
You say: Note that thing between your legs, no matter how small it is, isn't
actually a finger.
~> You say: Also, it being up is TMI.
~> Risan says: ....
Risan slaps nrol.
Risan blahs.
You say: Failure.
~> Risan slaps nar;lk.
You laugh.
~> Risan says: FUCK YOU
----- Literate wizards: EF's constant shortage continues.
Raizen says: and funnily, some languages are read left to right...
----- I see.
Luger says: the voice acting throws me off
Enker says: Are you getting dubbed or subbed?
Luger says: subbed
Luger says: I've never watched a dubbed anime. I've given up on watching a
series when I couldn't find a subbed version
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